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A Challenge of English and Maths

1 dog saw 6 elephants when going to Kilimanjaro.
Every elephant saw 2 monkeys going towards Kilimanjaro.
Every monkey holds 1 parrot in their hands.
How many animals are going towards Kilimanjaro?

So many bogholes to upend us - and so many reasons to get all of it wrong. Busy day? Footie on the box? Bewilderment? Drunk? And the least cited and most likely ones: laziness and stupidity. The wisest of us will ascribe all of those, without exception, to ourselves.
...... and the poor innocents first tasked to commit placenames from a thousand impenetrable gaelic dialects into print, and be damned? Just the same. Too much mead? A coach to catch to Carlow? A promise from the ale wench? Torpid, stultifying, boredom?
"Wad some power the giftie gie us tae see ourselves as ithers see us."
Would some power give us the gift to see ourselves as others see us. And the the converse ....
Would some power give us the gift not to see others only as we see ourselves - or as it suits us.
These scribes despatched from their warm city cots to some godforsaken bog had every reason to be sometimes ... well ... economical. Stand in their sodden court slippers and their sparkly tights. You'd want to get home too.
There are a couple of clinkers in the Mourne Mountains and I am sure there are many more throughout Ireland and the world.
Carrick Little and Carrick Big? Erm ... nope. Give me a Big Rock Candy Mountain. Give me even a Big Gun. But Rock Little and Rock Big? Yuck. Yer man, presented with Carrick Beg thinks "Jaysus will this ever end? Carrick Big. That'll do. And the other one will be be Carrick Little. Fine. Pub. Gone."
What he had was Carrick Beg and Carrick More. Lazy? Bewildered? Stupid? Yep - human.
Meelmore and Meelbeg. Big bald hill and small bald hill. Thing is Meelbeg is higher than Meelmore.
While modern academics grapple​ with that one, the boy with the quill is tucking into a lard and kingfisher pie at his Mammy's. More and Beg wrong way 'round courtesy of a grumbly tumbly.

Because a man says it, does not make it so. When we challenge it, it reminds us that we are the most successful species on the planet - and why.

Dogs? Elephants? Monkeys? Parrots? Pff.
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Lettershinna Hill
conormcbandon a few minutes ago.
walk, Len: 1.1km, Climb: 97m, Area: Lettershinna Hill, South Connemara (Ireland...

  
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Oilean Mhuighinse
conormcbandon a few minutes ago.
walk, Len: 1.3km, Climb: 37m, Area: Oile?n Mhuighinse, Galway Islands (Ireland)...

  
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Shanganagh
conormcbandon less than an hour ago.
There is parking for one car where the track leaves the road without blocking any field gates. walk, Len: 0.7km, Climb: 41m, Area: Shanganagh, Clare Coastal Hill (Ireland) Sh...

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Kilmichael Hill - Impenetrable Forest
conormcbandon less than an hour ago.
I visited the high point behind the communication mast but was unable to visit the true spot height do to very dense ... run, Len: 7.2km, Climb: 186m, Area: Kilmichael Hill, Dublin/Wicklow (Ireland)

  
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Gibbet Hill Windfarm
conormcbandon less than an hour ago.
run, Len: 5.5km, Climb: 62m, Area: Gibbet Hill, North Wexford (Ireland) Gibbet ...

  
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Loop Head North East Top
conormcbandon less than an hour ago.
walk, Len: 1.1km, Climb: 44m, Area: Loop Head NE Top, Clare Coastal Hill (Irela...

Summit Comment
Knockakishaun: Bunowen River can present problems
markwallace 2 hours ago.
Parked at a layby further up the valley from the crossing point mentioned in James Sheerin's comment to do a circuit of Laghta Eighter and Knockakishaun. Access to Laghta Eighter was easy from hig...

  
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East Coast: Malahide to Portmarnock
Onzy 2 hours ago.
walk, Len: 6.7km, Climb: 38m, Area: Dublin Islands (Ireland)

  
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Slievelamagan
Aidy 7 hours ago.
A walk up to Slievelamagan, then on to Cove Mountain and Slieve Beg, starting and finishing at Carrick Little. I had ... walk, Len: 17.5km, Climb: 790m, Area: Slievelamagan, Mourne Mountains (Ireland

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Brandon From The Connor Pass
Aidy 8 hours ago.
Hugely enjoyable walk, taking in seven summits, with some of the best views in Ireland. Most would probably do this i... walk, Len: 21.3km, Climb: 1463m, Area: An Bhinn Dubh, Brandon Group (Ireland)

  
Forum: General
2 baaags please
BleckCra 11 hours ago.
Yes Aidy. Apparently there's some bad grass going around.

  
Forum: General
A New Hazard!
Aidy a day ago.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45231987Never heard of this happening before.


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