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2013-11-05 19:33:04
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The Crown Joules
Of all the faculties in any third level institution, in my day, there was none more sexist than the Engineers. Maybe it’s all changed since girls started to become very, very clever, but when I was “at large” the “Engs” were predominantly male, and were generally confined to their barracks (“the drawing room”) where they fantasised about doing the unmentionable to the unobtainable. Think multiples of “Big Bang Theory”. Think wolf whistling and drooling. Think underpants that you wouldn’t want be wearing in a road traffic accident.
Oddly enough their delayed development didn’t overly handicap them. Once they found mates, they got over the “heightened arousal stage” and made excellent husbands and fathers, although (and this is my major “beef” with them) they tended to become self-righteously pedantic about human affairs, all of which, they believed, could be parsed and analysed to death in the interests of efficiency. I never met an engineer who didn’t think that the tried and trusted court listing system (where all four hundred cases are put in for hearing before three judges on the same day) could be bettered. Smart asses and know it alls just about sums them up.
In this context, and with considerable trepidation, I wish to pose a question that may well result in the “coming out” of a swarm of this site’s closet engineers. It is a question that must be resolved if those of us who believe in “contouring” are to persuade other Baggers that it is right to circumvent certain obstacles, rather than climb over them.
If a mountain is a perfect cone, with a base diameter of 1000 metres and a height of 500 metres, and a walker and his baggage weigh 100 kilograms, how much “work” is expended by contouring the mountain at its base instead of ascending and descending the peak using the shortest climbing route? Please give your answer in Joules, and presume that the co-efficient of friction is 1.
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Onzy 18 hours ago.
The Irish Mountain Gathering will take place in the Lansdowne Hotel, Dublin 4 on Friday, February 22nd (7.30 for 8pm). As part of the gathering we will hold our yearly award ceremony for those who...

  
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Pepe 20 hours ago.
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Mangerton: The Lake District
TommyV 2 days ago.
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Naweeloge Top: Meh
magnumpig 2 days ago.
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Ben More: Ben Vorlich (Loch Earn) and Stuc a' Chroin in the distance
melohara 5 days ago.
Ben Vorlich (Loch Earn) and Stuc a' Chroin in the distance from Ben More Crianlarich

  
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Faroese High
mcrtchly a day ago.
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Ben More: with Stob Binnein from Stob Coire an Lochain
melohara 5 days ago.
Stob Binnein and Ben More Crianlarich from Stob Coire an Lochain

  
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Stob Binnein: As seen from Ben More
melohara 5 days ago.
Stob Binnein from Ben More Crianlarich

  
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Ben More: Trig. pillar
melohara 5 days ago.
Trig Pillar Ben More Crianlarich

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Stockholm: Circuit of Djurgarden Island
Onzy 5 days ago.
Playing with my new Garmin watch... walk, Len: 11.0km, Climb: 57m, Area: Sweden, Stockholm ()

  
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Ben More: Summit Cairn
melohara 5 days ago.
Summit cairn Ben More Crianlarich

  
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Stob Coire an Lochain: Looking west to Beinn Tulaichean and Cruach Ardrain
melohara 5 days ago.
Beinn Tulaichean and Cruach Ardrain from Stob Coire an Lochain


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