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CaptainVertigo
2010-09-29 20:57:26
Looking Trojan Horses in the Mouth
I have received, over a period of months, letters and telephone messages from persons who claim to form part of the management team of one Julia Roberts, who , they assert, is a popular American lady actress. Would I be prepared to accompany Ms. Roberts on “KarenTwoHill” as her guide and mentor? She is a great admirer of my work and wishes to discuss, inter alia, film projects which would involve myself and herself “starring” in a mountain romp “What Reeks Beneath”. I will be handsomely compensated for my trouble, and have absolute editorial control etc etc.

The fact is that I am most particular about my walking companions. Ms. Roberts, is one of those unfortunates who suffer from what I dub “cold nose” syndrome. No amount of make up can hide the fact that the tip of her aquiline appendage is set permanently a few degrees below the ambient temperature. She may not be frozen, but her face screams otherwise. This is unacceptable. Morale is everything on the hills and the thought of a scrawny sniveler hovering around my rear is simply more than I can accept. I have ignored her. Now brushing off solicitations from American actresses is one thing; but handling domestic invitations from key personnel on this site is an altogether more difficult proposition. I speak of Scavvy 5...
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MountainViews Awards
Onzy 13 hours ago.
The Irish Mountain Gathering will take place in the Lansdowne Hotel, Dublin 4 on Friday, February 22nd (7.30 for 8pm). As part of the gathering we will hold our yearly award ceremony for those who...

  
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Slievenaglogh: Pleasant 90 Minute Stroll
Pepe 16 hours ago.
A blanket of cloud covered the higher Cooleys from Foxe's Rock to Foye but Slievenagloch was in the clear - happy days! Lots of logging activity at 9.30 of a Monday morning, so no space to park at...

  
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Mangerton: The Lake District
TommyV a day ago.
Scapania's directions to the start are perfect. It's possible to make a looped walked taking in Stoompa and Mangerton which will allow for great views of so many lakes I won't list them. It's a fa...

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Naweeloge Top: Meh
magnumpig 2 days ago.
I followed Sandmans instructions - thanks for those - it's a bit of a time consuming and boring climb, and the views from the top arent great. I wouldnt prioritise it if you have time constraints ...

  
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Ben More: Ben Vorlich (Loch Earn) and Stuc a' Chroin in the distance
melohara 5 days ago.
Ben Vorlich (Loch Earn) and Stuc a' Chroin in the distance from Ben More Crianlarich

  
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Faroese High
mcrtchly a day ago.
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Ben More: with Stob Binnein from Stob Coire an Lochain
melohara 5 days ago.
Stob Binnein and Ben More Crianlarich from Stob Coire an Lochain

  
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Stob Binnein: As seen from Ben More
melohara 5 days ago.
Stob Binnein from Ben More Crianlarich

  
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Ben More: Trig. pillar
melohara 5 days ago.
Trig Pillar Ben More Crianlarich

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Stockholm: Circuit of Djurgarden Island
Onzy 4 days ago.
Playing with my new Garmin watch... walk, Len: 11.0km, Climb: 57m, Area: Sweden, Stockholm ()

  
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Ben More: Summit Cairn
melohara 5 days ago.
Summit cairn Ben More Crianlarich

  
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Stob Coire an Lochain: Looking west to Beinn Tulaichean and Cruach Ardrain
melohara 5 days ago.
Beinn Tulaichean and Cruach Ardrain from Stob Coire an Lochain


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