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CaptainVertigo
2010-09-29 20:57:26
Looking Trojan Horses in the Mouth
I have received, over a period of months, letters and telephone messages from persons who claim to form part of the management team of one Julia Roberts, who , they assert, is a popular American lady actress. Would I be prepared to accompany Ms. Roberts on “KarenTwoHill” as her guide and mentor? She is a great admirer of my work and wishes to discuss, inter alia, film projects which would involve myself and herself “starring” in a mountain romp “What Reeks Beneath”. I will be handsomely compensated for my trouble, and have absolute editorial control etc etc.

The fact is that I am most particular about my walking companions. Ms. Roberts, is one of those unfortunates who suffer from what I dub “cold nose” syndrome. No amount of make up can hide the fact that the tip of her aquiline appendage is set permanently a few degrees below the ambient temperature. She may not be frozen, but her face screams otherwise. This is unacceptable. Morale is everything on the hills and the thought of a scrawny sniveler hovering around my rear is simply more than I can accept. I have ignored her. Now brushing off solicitations from American actresses is one thing; but handling domestic invitations from key personnel on this site is an altogether more difficult proposition. I speak of Scavvy 5...


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Spinan's Hill, including Brusselstown Ring
jgfitz a day ago.
We found parking for 3-4 cars at S910898, the gated entrance to Kilranelagh House. We hiked 2 km uphill on narrow road... walk, Len: 9.3km, Climb: 343m, Area: Spinans Hill, Dublin/Wicklow (Ireland) S

  
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Emerald island GPS Map 2.0.9
Pazapas a day ago.
Emerald Island GPS Map has been updated. This new version includes a new feature : shaded mountain relief !There is also few other little rendering changes. The link is still the same :http://emer...

  
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Benbrack loop
David-Guenot 2 days ago.
Parked on the lay-by near the N59 bridge at Kylemore. Up the "little" Binn Bhan is a tough one and the conditi walk, Len: 9.9km, Climb: 725m, Area: Binn Bh?n or Maol?n, Twelve Bens (Ireland

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New video: A winter walk in the Sheeffry Hill
David-Guenot 2 days ago.
Part one of a fantastic walk I had in the Sheeffrys about 3 weeks ago. It was a bright, sunny day and I took plenty of time to film and take photos. Thanks to my friend Wilderness giving me a lift...

  
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Out and back along the Devilsmother ridge
David-Guenot 2 days ago.
walk, Len: 12.6km, Climb: 919m, Area: Devilsmother Far North Top, Partry/Joyce ...

  
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A fantastic day out on the Sheeffrys
David-Guenot 2 days ago.
walk, Len: 14.9km, Climb: 765m, Area: Tawnyard, Sheeffry Hills (Ireland) Tawnya...

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Gleniff Horseshoe
Aidy a week ago.
Headed out last Sunday to climb Tievebaun, but the lightning put me off. Got some great views in the Gleniff Horseshoe as a consolation.

  
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Truskmore: Access update 18 Feb 2018 from carpark at IG78210 48924
ColinCallanan 5 days ago.
I had intended to summit Tievebaun and/or Truskmore, and had also hoped to check out "Eagles rock" using the car park as a start point at IG78210 48924, so I proceeded to park my car at this offic...

  
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Knocknafallia: Summit Found
CaminoPat 4 days ago.
Walked to Knocknafallia from Knockmeal on Sunday 18 February to location of stone cairn which includes a passage grave on the eastern side of Knocknafallia. The cairn is located at Irish Grid S 0...

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Na Sléibhte February walk, plan B
David-Guenot 2 days ago.
A shorter version of the Na Sl

  
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Knockanaffrin South Top: Steep Ascent
peter1 6 days ago.
There is ample parking at the trailhead, where a number of circular walks start and finish. Approaching the Knockanaffrin ridge from the East, provides a number of options once Coumduala Lough is ...

  
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How's this for a mountainview?
mcrtchly a week ago.
The majesty of the otherworldly night sky over the iconic Vestrahorn massif in SE Iceland. The moon had just risen and illuminated the snow-crested mountains, whilst the Milky Way arched overhead ...


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