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CaptainVertigo
2009-04-02 00:34:10
"More Bear" from CaptainVertigo Contract pics
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Part Two
Having dispatched the invertebrate, Bear then turned his hunger on a dead sheep which was inconveniently laid to rest in the epicentre of bottomless Irish bog. Stripping to his nuptials, almost, Bear jumped into the bog up to his nipples. He just about managed to grab the ovine carcass and then rocked forwards and backwards in a struggle to extricate himself from the treacle. My hapless spouse entered the room at this moment and mistook the gyrations for bestiality and exclaimed: “I thought you were giving that up for Lent”. Sheepishly, I pointed out that I was in survival mode and not to be disturbed. Grills proceeded to skin the beast before turning its coat inside out and sleeping inside it. Being Ireland his discomfort was intensified by the deluge that ensued. A highlight of the next day involved Bear abseiling down a rocky ridge using frayed old ropes pointing out that certain death awaited him if it snapped. Twas not long before he spied a lake. Wrapping his clothes in the sheepskin sack he swam across the lake instead of walking around it! At which stage a road appeared and the program ended. Not once did the camera ever pan widely enough to permit the viewer to geuss where this aboriginal wasteland might be located. No doubt this narrow focus was to avoid the inevitable wilderness-shattering phenomena such as houses, pubs, churches, adventure centres and the like. More of this codology will be broadcast next Tuesday and thereafter on a weekly basis. My hope is that someone will identify the locus and inform us.


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Trekking in the Caucasus Mountains: The Chaukhi Massif, Georgia’s Dolomites
mcrtchly a day ago.
Mention Georgia and most people automatically think of the State of Georgia in the USA, but there?s another arguably m walk, Len: 34.0km, Climb: 1766m, Area: Georgia ()

  
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Lake District: Extended Kentmere Round
Onzy 3 days ago.
Classic Kentmere Round extended to take in High Street. 9 Wainwrights in total. walk, Len: 22.2km, Climb: 1108m, Area: Yoke, Lake District - Eastern Fells (Bri...

  
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A hike in the Alps Maritimes
mallowman 2 days ago.
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Lake District: Fairfield Horseshoe
Onzy 3 days ago.
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"Deaded"
BleckCra a week ago.
Never would have thought it but it turns out mountains can can be named after insects. Despite all my decrying this site for its translation of Meelmore as Hill of the Ants, I find right on the do...

  
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Croagh Patrick
Paul_Rooney 4 days ago.
walk, Len: 7.7km, Climb: 709m, Area: Croagh Patrick, Croagh Patrick (Ireland) C...

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Binn Mhairg: A well worthwhile but neglected scramble
IainT a week ago.
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Aughinish: Clare Island
sandman a week ago.
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Near Truskmore, Dartry Mountains (Ireland)
Paul_Rooney 4 days ago.
walk, Len: 8.5km, Climb: 424m, Area: Truskmore, Dartry Mountains (Ireland) Trus...

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Scanlan's Island: Clare Island
sandman a week ago.
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Local 100
wwwalker 4 weeks ago.
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Munnia Top: Coastal Hill
sandman a week ago.
Best to access this hill via the farm gate located on the the coastal side at M2929112163 in order to avoid the houses on the opposite side. Just a quick up and down over grazing land to begin and...


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