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CaptainVertigo
2009-04-02 00:30:08
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Unbearable Grills The Full Irish
(Part One) Bond Slaves of SKY TV in possession of The Discovery Channel will have noticed the recent arrival on our western shores of one Bear Grills (Tuesdays 10pm). Sensing that the ex-Special Forces survivalist might well tread terrain dear to my bosom, I cleared my heirs from the room and gave the aging superman full attention. Eschewing prosaic modes of transit, Grills emerged from the Atlantic standing bolt upright on a high speed inflatable heading straight for a cliff. The hoped for grisly fusion of man and rock failed to materialise as Bear, his camera crew, cook , make-up lady and several others, leapt from the craft and bobbed about in what turned out to be a dissapointingly tranquil sea. Bear breathlessy estimated the likely timeframe for the onset of hypothermia but failed to give nature a chance to take its course. Instead, he hauled himself onto the nearest rocky precipice. He nimbly ascended the half of it, before spotting a deep and narrow inlet of sea beneath him whereupon, as one does, he dived in, head first, before clambering back up the cliff. Throughout all of this immersion his clothes remained miraculously dry. Within minutes our hero spotted a rotting seal whose eyes had been consumed by maggots. Not content to merely stab the deceased in a fruitless search for blubber, Bear then cooked a stew of protazoan sea creatures from surrounding rock pools and used his sock to strain the juice, before frying the hapless maggots and downing the lot. I thought I heard the make-up lady squeal off camera: perhaps it was the mother of all maggots in existential agony?
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Lake District: Loughrigg Fell
Onzy 21 hours ago.
walk, Len: 5.0km, Climb: 278m, Area: Loughrigg Fell, Lake District - Central & ...

  
Summit Comment
Truskmore: Access update 18 Feb 2018 from carpark at IG78210 48924
ColinCallanan a day ago.
I had intended to summit Tievebaun and/or Truskmore, and had also hoped to check out "Eagles rock" using the car park as a start point at IG78210 48924, so I proceeded to park my car at this offic...

  
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Lake District: North Central Fells
Onzy 21 hours ago.
walk, Len: 17.3km, Climb: 727m, Area: Bleaberry Fell, Lake District - Central &...

Summit Comment
Knockanaffrin South Top: Steep Ascent
peter1 a day ago.
There is ample parking at the trailhead, where a number of circular walks start and finish. Approaching the Knockanaffrin ridge from the East, provides a number of options once Coumduala Lough is ...

  
Forum: General
Gleniff Horseshoe
Aidy 3 days ago.
Headed out last Sunday to climb Tievebaun, but the lightning put me off. Got some great views in the Gleniff Horseshoe as a consolation.

  
Track
Lake District: AboveTroutbeck
Onzy 21 hours ago.
walk, Len: 13.8km, Climb: 721m, Area: Sour Howes, Lake District - Eastern Fells...

Summit Comment
Mount Kennedy: Find the wall going north to south (or vice versa) over the summi
Bunsen7 a week ago.
I had to laugh when I looked at the tracks on the site and compared it to my own from O2276 0476. If I were to upload it there would be three tracks all of which reached the summit but took an unn...

  
Forum: General
How's this for a mountainview?
mcrtchly 4 days ago.
The majesty of the otherworldly night sky over the iconic Vestrahorn massif in SE Iceland. The moon had just risen and illuminated the snow-crested mountains, whilst the Milky Way arched overhead ...

  
Track
An enjoyable route up to Tievebaun with stunning views into Donegal.
ColinCallanan a day ago.
This was a very enjayable walk. We started in the carpark which has an information board titled "Eagles rock". walk, Len: 6.6km, Climb: 448m, Area: Tievebaun, Dartry Mountains (Ireland) Ti

Summit Comment
Fananierin: Fantastic Views for Minimal Effort
Bunsen7 a week ago.
On a clear day, surely this represents one of the best viewing points in Wicklow? The picture perfect vista down Glenmalure ensures it lives up to its billing as one of the longest glacial valleys...

  
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Meelmore the concluding argument
BleckCra 5 days ago.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, the case of :-Meelmore, what the place name means in English.BleckCra -v- Ptempan.Summing up for the prosecution.The defendant avers and publishes that the Mounta...

  
Track
Steep approach!
peter1 a day ago.
My GPS system went a bit weird after I reached the Knockanaffrin ridge! This route is quite steep though very enjoyable. walk, Len: 6.8km, Climb: 440m, Area: Comeragh Mountains (Ireland)


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