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CaptainVertigo
2010-09-29 20:57:26
Looking Trojan Horses in the Mouth
I have received, over a period of months, letters and telephone messages from persons who claim to form part of the management team of one Julia Roberts, who , they assert, is a popular American lady actress. Would I be prepared to accompany Ms. Roberts on “KarenTwoHill” as her guide and mentor? She is a great admirer of my work and wishes to discuss, inter alia, film projects which would involve myself and herself “starring” in a mountain romp “What Reeks Beneath”. I will be handsomely compensated for my trouble, and have absolute editorial control etc etc.

The fact is that I am most particular about my walking companions. Ms. Roberts, is one of those unfortunates who suffer from what I dub “cold nose” syndrome. No amount of make up can hide the fact that the tip of her aquiline appendage is set permanently a few degrees below the ambient temperature. She may not be frozen, but her face screams otherwise. This is unacceptable. Morale is everything on the hills and the thought of a scrawny sniveler hovering around my rear is simply more than I can accept. I have ignored her. Now brushing off solicitations from American actresses is one thing; but handling domestic invitations from key personnel on this site is an altogether more difficult proposition. I speak of Scavvy 5...
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Arderin: First and Last CHP for 2016
paddyobpc 13 hours ago.
Walk Date: 17 Apr 2016. Dillon(dillonkdy) and I resumed our CHP challenge for 2016 on Arderin on a cool dry April Sunday. We were now armed with Kieron Gribbon’s book “Ireland's County High Points...

  
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Moylussa: Last CHP of 2015
paddyobpc 13 hours ago.
Walk Date: 06 Sep 2015. Our last CHP of the year was Moylussa in Clare and again it was Rachel, Dillon(dillonkdy) and myself on the walk. Blessed again with good weather the views of Lough Derg as...

  
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Carrauntoohil: with Dillon and Rachel
paddyobpc 13 hours ago.
Walk Date: 18 Aug 2015. We were waiting for a good time to tackle Carrauntoohil and finally a suitable day arrived. Rachel, Dillon(dillonkdy) and myself set off from the Hydro Track Carpark around...

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Near Mount Corrin, Mizen/Sheeps Head (Ireland)
Eirepur 16 hours ago.
walk, Len: 2.2km, Climb: 140m, Area: Mount Corrin, Mizen/Sheeps Head (Ireland) ...

  
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Knockmealdown: for gribboneer-of-the-year
paddyobpc 13 hours ago.
In December of 2016 while earning points for gribboneer-of-the-year http://www.highpointireland.com/gribboneer-of-the-year.html we returned to Knockmealdown on two occasions. The first was on Satu...

  
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Irish hill runners and the Spine Race
IainT a day ago.
The Spine Race is a 268 mile run up the Pennine Way in the north of England, run every January, invariably featuring snowdrifts, gales and many miles of sucking bog, much of it run in the dark. It...

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Knockmealdown: My nearest CHP
paddyobpc 13 hours ago.
Walk Date: 01 Aug 2015. I have had many walks to Knockmealdown previously, with various start points, Baylough Car Park, The Vee, even from home in Gurtacullen in the shadow of the Vee at one time...

  
Track
Near The Paps East, Paps/Derrynasaggart (Ireland)
Eirepur 18 hours ago.
walk, Len: 9.4km, Climb: 676m, Area: The Paps East, Paps/Derrynasaggart (Irelan...

  
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Kippure: “Military Road”
paddyobpc 13 hours ago.
Walk Date: 25 Jul 2015. Myself and my son Dillon(dillonkdy) were in Dublin and free for the evening while others went to see Ed Sheerin so we decided to climb Kippure and knock another CHP off the...

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Lugnaquilla: from Glenmalure
paddyobpc 13 hours ago.
Walk Date: 23 Jul 2015. I had walked Lugnaquilla previously in 2011 from near the Glenmalure Hostel returning into the Glenmalure valley via the zig zags and walking the road back up to the car. T...

  
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Knockboy: The start of a CHP Challenge
paddyobpc 13 hours ago.
Walk Date: 26 Jun 2015. It was during a search for mountains to climb while on a break in the Schull area that I learned that Knockboy was the highest point in Cork. My daughter Rachel and son Dil...

  
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Near Mount Gabriel, Mizen/Sheeps Head (Ireland)
Eirepur 18 hours ago.
walk, Len: 5.9km, Climb: 290m, Area: Mount Gabriel, Mizen/Sheeps Head (Ireland)...


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